Although highly embarrassing of us to admit, we were taking a dump when we got the inspiration for our next post. In case you're wondering what gave
The Sizzling Mess it's next idea, we can reveal that it was none other than the thought of
Renee Zellweger's "tile" aka turd smile. There's no hiding the fact that what we just confessed to isn't disgusting, but really study the above photo (without lying to yourself if you're a fan) and tell us we're not crazy.
Renee is an odd looking gal, but we've always been very miffed as to why her smile portrays such pain and discomfort. If she needs an extra buck or two, she should use her TRAFFIC STOPPING looks to endorse products aimed at constipation. Just sayin'.
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WIRE]
Urgh skank bitch actress Paz De La Huerta aka the dirty lookin' import was looking fucking NASTY at this years Emmy Awards. To be honest, we're shocked that she paid to look like she'd been rimming a gorilla's shitbox and it's hair looked like a lesbo skunk that'd been fucked and shaved. Maybe next time you shouldn't match your lip color to your turd color sweetie.
Although highly embarrassing of us to admit, we were taking a dump when we got the inspiration for our next post. In case you're wondering what gave The Sizzling Mess it's next idea, we can reveal that it was none other than the thought of Renee Zellweger's "tile" aka turd smile. There's no hiding the fact that what we just confessed to isn't disgusting, but really study the above photo (without lying to yourself if you're a fan) and tell us we're not crazy. Renee is an odd looking gal, but we've always been very miffed as to why her smile portrays such pain and discomfort. If she needs an extra buck or two, she should use her TRAFFIC STOPPING looks to endorse products aimed at constipation. Just sayin'.