THE ICA WOMAN LIKES TO EATA PASTA!

Who'd have thought that the sexy slut in Basic Instinct would one day look like a haggard old slapper hanging out with tacky has-been designer Roberto Cavalli? Sharon Stone that's who people! The actress (pushing it) was seen aboard the Cavalli yacht in Cannes recently and poor bitch looked like a gay bat in that leopard print concoction. We can tell that Cavalli's missus looked bored too and we're guessing she was thinking of what to put in the lasagne for that nights dinner.

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ACTRESS TURNED WITCH IN TRAINING

Another day another rough photo of Sharon Stone. The actress (contain your laughter) was snapped lunching with friends in LA and it looked like she was casting a spell on the poor bastards cause she looked fucking nasty. The bitch was once a stunner that everyone wanted to fuck, but we wouldn't be surprised if animals wouldn't pork it these days. There isn't a cauldron in sight but she sure as hell looks like an ugly sister from Hocus Pocus. What the hell happened love?

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DON'T SPREAD YA LEGS AGAIN

Wow this bitch is looking fuckin' haggard and we were shocked to find out that it is in fact 90s hottie Sharon Stone. Back in her prime she was known for flashin' her gash, but in more recent times it would seem that she's turned into a lesbian from Iceland. The hair is just a big fat no, but to be honest she just looks rough and used. Showing your true age is inevitable, but with all the money she's got what's her excuse?

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