YOU KNOW ANGELINA LOVES SEEING THIS

Poor old Jennifer Aniston is the girl that's always going to be pitied no matter what her net worth grows to. She's got the career (luck and timing at best) and the cute girl looks when she's made up, but one thing she ain't is a natural beauty people. On top of that it's gotta hurt your self esteem for life when you're man was tapping another woman's pussy behind your back and then left you for her...oh and it makes it all worse when the woman was Angelina Jolie. We'd love to be a fly on the wall when Jen & Ange are doing their weekly grocery shop...talk about about a soap opera.

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BITCH LOOKS LIKE SHE'S FROM A STARSHIP

What the fuck does Nicki Minaj think she looks like is what we wanna know? The ghetto hit maker was papped doing an appearance at Macy's over the weekend and it looked like black deer caught in the headlights. We're not sure whether animals are living in her barnet, but her make-up is rivaling Katie Price and her nashers were looking fucking evil to say the least. In our dreams we're still waiting for the sing off between this bitch and Lil' Kim.

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QUEEN B WENT AND STOLE ALL DA GENES

Poor old Solange must get fucked off that her sister Bey stole all the look genes cause the bitch sure does look like the ugly duckling in comparison. The less successful singer was papped strolling around LA with Queen B and if we're honest it looked like a post-op ghetto clown with downs. Now while we love the music that both these bitches put out, there ain't no denying that Solange fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on her way down. We tried looking for the bird that lives in her fro but no luck this time, however if you spot it do let us know.

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