HEARING MY BONES CLICK MAKES ME HAPPY!

You know that Alexa Chung is just a fame hungry half Chinese chick who loves king prawn fried rice but won't ever eat the fucker. The former T4 presenter (she wants people to forget about that) was snapped having a crafty fag after yet another day of starvation on the streets of Brooklyn and boy did the bitch look ill. It must be so tiresome being such a trendsetting NYC hipster, so we're guessing she just doesn't have time to eat? Oh and FYI Alexa, you're from Hampshire or somewhere in China so it doesn't really work love. Either cover up those rank legs or just admit you know how many calories are in toothpaste cause everyone knows you're fat inside. Oh and if there's an annoying PC person reading this, we ain't racist cause we had a Chinese last night.

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THIS SHIT MAKES JUSTIN LOOKS STRAIGHT

If any of you used to watch that shit after the first season show Ugly Betty you'll remember the gay as hell character Justin Suarez who clearly took packages up the back passage all day and every day. Anyway fast forward a few years and the real life actor Mark Indelicato appears to have come out as straight if the above snap is anything to go by. We don't wanna spend long on this post as we're worried we'll catch HIV but doesn't the fag (his cigarette you homophobes) finish off this classy look?

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WE NEED THERAPY AFTER THIS SHIT

Fuck us hard and tell us this ain't the hilarious Kathy Griffin. Unfortunately for this poor bitch, she looks even worse minus the war paint and although we love her we just can't let this pic slide. Now this gal can just sit back and take it cause she's a cunt to everyone else, but not only is she fugly as hell but she looks dang scary in the above snap. The comedienne (insecure fag hag) was papped on a run around West Hollywood with her boyfriend (he's partially sighted) and it looked possessed to say the least. We swear to God we could actually eat our lunch off her forehead too.

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WORKING GIRL TURNED FREAK SHOW

Why is it that so many women in Hollywood are insecure and worried about aging? Melanie Griffith is a prime example of why you should age gracefully, cause she looks like a fucking freak show compared to back in the day. The actress used to have a natural glow about her, but now she just looks like a stretched liver sausage in a wig. We really don't get what these women see when they look in the mirror.

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FUNNY LADIES ARE INSECURE TOO

We have to admit that we LOVE good old Joan Rivers cause this lady knows how to rip into people good and deep. Anyway we've been getting masses of emails asking us to post a before and after on Joan so here ya go. To even our surprise she looked normal and somewhat attractive back in the day, but fast forward 30 years and you can see that she's been under the knife way too much. Now we know that Joan doesn't do things by halves, but she looks like a stretched liver sausage wearing a wig and it's not a good look. Still though, she does look good for 80 we have to say.

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