THEY'RE LAUGHING AT YOU...NOT WITH YOU

Yeah you took the words right out of our mind...what the fuck is that? Well if you're familiar with Spanish royalty (paella and shit) then you'll know that this is the wonderfully stunning Duchess of Alba aka an embalmed dog. The rich munter was papped dancing the night away at a charity event with her husband (yes he actually married that) and boy did it look a mess. Now we get that she's old and bla bla bla, but people really shouldn't have to look at this thing.

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NO THIS ISN'T JESSICA'S MOM

Fuckin' hell this bitch is gonna give us nightmares she's so fugly. The STUNNING Duchess of Alba who reigns from Spain (how embarrassing for the country) was seen walking around Madrid with her daughter splashing some serious cash in high end stores. For those of you who don't know this thing we'll catch you up. It's worth around $5 billion (suck on that Oprah) and married to a man 25 years younger. Yeah that's all you need to know. All we know is that this guy is onto a GOOD thing, but fuck he must hate eating her out.

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