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You can relax cause the above photo isn't of your maid on vacay who called in sick, it's just "supermodel" Naomi Campbell. The ghetto fabulous bitch who likes to hit people was papped aboard a yacht in France with her billionaire Russian fuck buddy and her hairline appeared to be vacationing elsewhere. Perhaps in the North Pole? Anyway the "kind hearted" model's hair looked fucked to say the least and she looked more like an extra from Alien Vs. Predator. She's not known for having a huge set of baps either, but it looks like she can't buy bikinis in the right size. Just sayin'.

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