IT AIN'T NOTHING BUT A (HOUND) DOG

We're pretty sure that if Elvis was alive he'd be like what the fuck. Priscilla Presley has long been known for her love of plastic surgery, but it looks like she's taken it way too far these past few years. The former wife of the rock 'n' roll icon was papped out to dinner with friends in LA recently and she looked like a plastic ghost. The gold digger was stunning in her early years, but apparently she prefers looking like she's been embalmed. Each to their own, but this bitch definitely has a screw loose.

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