GET THIS A PAPER BAG QUICKLY

Just when you think you've seen Tara Palmer-Tomkinson looking her worst, she steps out in public and proves that she does in fact get uglier by the day. The deformed coke whore was snapped walking around London in a very old Prada dress (embarrassing) and she looked like Gollum's twin sister. It also appears to have a receding hairline which is most unusual for women and we'd be willing to put money on the fact that we could sleep on her forehead. The lovely nose and teeth just finish off this chic look doncha' think?

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