Tuesday, May 08, 2012

JUDGING TALENT WHEN YOU HAVE NONE?

If we were auditioning on the The X Factor USA this summer, we'd frankly be offended if Britney Spears was critiquing us, cause let's face it she can't even stay in key whilst humming. The once queen of pop (sorry gays) was papped arriving at the press call to launch the new show and to be honest she looked a fuckin' state. Bitten finger nails that were actually bleeding, liver spots all over her chest, RANK blonde hair, a ruined complexion (note the hormonal chin acne), classic Britney WE syndrome (wonky eye) and last but not least her bushy eyebrows that are in DESPERATE need of some attention. Oh love, we think you checked out of the nuthouse a bit too early.

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7 comments:

  1. Whatever!!!!!! Britney is amazing and talented; reason why she is now a judge on the US X Factor and getting paid $15 Million for the New Series! Also she is currently in the TOP 60 sexiest Women in the World (FHM)

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  2. omg wtf happened to her?!

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  3. Only a total moron would think this thing is talented or attractive. She's only 31!!! She's a huge fucking ugly mess and was never pretty to begin with.

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  4. I totally agree with the first comment, and TOTALLY DISAGREE WITH THE COMMENT MADE ON THE 19TH OF MAY 2012 at 10:53.

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    1. That's because you have shit for brains and no taste. You'd probably vote for Britney for president if she were running.

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  5. haha she looks like a tired hooker with skanky hair! you'd think she'd at least get it blown out for the event such a fucking mess!

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  6. We should just dig a hole and throw her ugly old tired talentless ass in it.

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