SOS PLEASE SOMEONE GET THE SLAP

Surely to God the world has gotta tire of this bitch eventually? Rihanna recently posted a video on YouTube of dance rehearsals for her new (235th) single to be released this summer and it looked like she'd been beaten by Chris Brown and spat on. Let's not forget the great looking hooker wig and retard expression either. Wonder what she'll be calling the new single. How about Catchy Fluff or Lucky Plain Jane? We could play the guessing game all day but all in seriousness the "singer" will be releasing her much awaited 73rd album in the coming weeks and according to sources it's called He Didn't Mean To Do It. We've vowed to only go and see her live when she can learn to speak English properly.

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