Thursday, December 08, 2011

TRY SLEEPING WITH A BROKEN BED

FUCK those legs almost brought up our cereal too. The talented Alicia Keys decided she was sick of lying in bed eating so she braved the paparazzi and went for a walk around NYC. Well what a fuckin' mistake that was love. Now we know she's in the "in between an album phase", which means she can stuff her face and judging by her thighs (OOO the thighs) our theory is spot on. Her tree trunk legs look like they belong in a fuckin' kebab shop spinning around and we DO NOT understand why she even owns denim shorts. Another case of a celebrity stylist hating their client we think.

[Image via SPLASH]

8 comments:

  1. Who ever posted this needs to get a life, so what if she has gained weight or any other cleb has. Really you need to get a life and stop judging other people. your probably a very self conscience person and need to pick on people you think are "higher up" because then you can feel better about your self centered self.

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    1. Why do people always have to post in hopes their words even matter to another person?

      Clearly, you have self esteem issues yourself or else the OP wouldn't even have phased you.

      Stop, please just stop posting against other people's thoughts and opinions. It will, and in fact does happen so just let them rant it out.

      We know you're the better person because god forbid you've never once in your life thought you were better than other people.

      Be more of a hypocrite please.

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    2. Are you not also a hypocrite talking down on someone expressing THEIR opinions?

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    3. The fact is . The bitch is fat and if you cared so much why are you on the site??

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    4. Thought so haha stupid fuck

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  2. LOL viscious cycle.

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  3. LOL viscious cycle.

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