We still don't understand why Ashton cheated on Demi with this Jewish thing? Now we ain't got nothing against Jews, we simply us...

Lily Allen has apparently started making music again...even though she said she was gonna retire before shitting out kids. Anyhow the sin...

Seriously what the actual fuck love? Lauryn Hill seemed to wanna look like a butters clown while performing at a recent concert and boy ...

Oh we love when horrendous outfits happen to cute and kinda crazy people. Scottish nutter  Susan Boyle was papped leaving a TV studio in ...

Holy shit balls people!  Christina Aguilera rocked up to this years AMA 's looking shit hot compared to the disaster of a dress she t...

Poor old Natalie Cassidy can't catch a break and we're guessing she's our most featured celeb (pushing it), but let's fac...

We do love a good golden oldie and this Dina & Lindsay Lohan one definitely doesn't disappoint. The actress was snapped partyin...

Adele is one of those birds who scrubs up super well for awards shows, but in her downtime she can look rough as shit. The rich as fuck s...

Oh no honey as if you left your gaff looking like this again. Lauren Goodger just never seems to learn and you think after getting the b...

You know we really don't give a shit if you think our title isn't politically correct or offensive cause Perez Hilton is actually...

Okay so the story goes that Ashlee Simpson was always the fuglier sister of then hot Jessica Simpson , but when she decided to get her ra...

We kinda hate the last tour Whitney Houston did before she died cause not only was it her worst vocal performance, but the woman looked h...

Now usually Jake Gyllenhaal looks pretty good but when he stepped out to an event the other night in LA he looked like an AIDS victim on ...

Man it's actually quite disturbing to see what a mess Britney Spears is these days...and you all thought Xtina had issues when she w...

What the fuck has happened to the once attractive Sharon Osbourne ? These days the money grabbing Jewish music manager is looking more lik...

Mila Kunis really is one of those birds that needs make-up cause without it she looks dog rough and that's being kind. The actress wa...

Ew we really can't bare to look at the above snap of Johnny Weir too much cause it totes grosses us out and we ain't homophobic b...

Okay so we get that   Gabourey Sidibe is a really good actress and she's got the whole cuteness appeal, but fuck does the bitch have ...

Looks like another hair and make-up queen has got it in for actress  Joely Richardson cause lady was looking weird at a recent product ...

Oh man this kinda sucks cause we were rooting hard for Britney Spears after seeing how SMOKING hot she looked in her new video for Work ...

Following a pretty shit attempt to be Princess Diana in the new movie Diana (too creative), actress Naomi Watts graced the cover of In S...

Back in the day Sharon Osbourne looked damn good for her age, but nowadays Shazza don't even look like herself. As for the daughter...

Man now we LOVE us some Nene Leakes but girl really ain't the best looking crayon in the box. The hilariously blunt reality star can...

Kelly Clarkson has always had a good set of pipes, but for some reason the singer and former Idol winner can never seem to stabilize her...

The Sizzling Mess is still finding it kinda hard to get over how rough and plain Rose Bryne looks minus the slap and this occasion was n...

It totally escapes us as to why so many people think Miley Cyrus is hot cause all we see is a wannabe try hard with too many teeth trying...

What in the fuck has happened to Paz De La Huerta ? We like how that reads she's so relevant but in reality everyone is gonna be like...

Nicole Kidman was once a beauty that graced our screens, but for some reason she felt different and had a fuck load of work done cause bi...

Oh honey as if you left your dance rehearsal without looking in the mirror! Poor old Amber Riley was snapped in LA the other and it looke...

We always wondered what Dita Von Teese ever saw in Marilyn Manson cause let's face it he ain't exactly a looker is he? The rock...

Don't get us wrong, dressing cool and quirky can work but when you're as old and fugly as Anna Dello Russo it fails miserably. Th...

Nice teeth honey! This definitely gives dog a new meaning cause Jade Goody 's mother Jackiey Budden was papped looking rough as pure...

Tara Palmer-Tomkinson really puts the d-o-g in DOG cause bitch is a fucking mess and she better know it people. The coke whore former IT ...

We couldn't help ourselves when we saw the latest pics of Christina Aguilera cause she's taking this weight loss to another level...

Oh honey no what the fuck do you look like now? Natalie Cassidy braved the cruel world we live in (courtesy of us) and stepped out to get...

Poor old Anjelica Huston really doesn't have gravity on her side cause the poor bitch has aged terribly to say the least. The actress...

We're not entirely sure if we've ever done a post on classic beauty (who are we kidding) Pamela Anderson , but when we spotted thi...

Okay so don't get it twisted cause we LOVE actress Sandra Bullock as much as the next mofo, but we really ain't feeling her lates...

Is it just us or is the weight slowly creeping back onto Kelly Osbourne ? It can't be easy for fat birds to keep it off forever cause ...

Xtina is literally on fire at the moment and we can't believe how much difference a year makes! Christina Aguilera was seen promotin...

Seriously did Jessica Simpson go and eat her kids or something? The former singer and now food addict was snapped out to dinner in NYC re...

Come on guys let's face it cause poor old Solange Knowles doesn't really stand a chance when Beyonce 's her sister. Although...

This poor bitch has to be one of the most unfortunate looking birds out there and we really don't get how Tori Spelling ever landed a...

Carol McGiffin is one fucking ugly bird and we don't give a shit if that's offensive cause our faces are offended from having to ...

Now we LOVE us some Nene Leakes but lady often looks like a fuck off drag queen and on this occasion the bitch got the look spot on. The ...

Okay so what the FUCK was Courtney Stodden thinking when she got these implants and more importantly what kind of surgeon actually agrees...

Oh dear this ain't a very good snap of Carey Mulligan is it people? The posh British actress was papped arriving at LAX with her Mumf...

Now you just gotta love Bette Midler cause the fag hag is totes hilare, but the other day the poor bitch went swimming whilst on vacay an...

It's kinda shocking that we've never featured Mel C on The Sizzling Mess before, but when we clapped eyes on the above snap of he...

How the fuck can Perez Hilton be judgmental when he looks like a fucking butters tranny? The bitchy queen was seen filming something for ...