We just wanna be clear that we know we're total cunts, have no morals and are deeply insecure. People this blog is driven by insecurit...

It's definitely a random cross of paths but according to our eyes Matthew Perry bumped into Chris Brown the other day when leaving ...

Anna Kendrick has always kinda annoyed us and we really don't know why? The mousy actress has recently shot a feature for GQ magazine...

Who knew that Mischa Barton would leave The OC and become so fucking fat? While we'll always have a soft spot for Marissa and her f...

Okay so we're becoming totally obsessed with Christina Aguilera at the minute, but c'mon people she looks fucking stunning and...

Seriously what the fuck does Madonna think she looks like? The singer was snapped vacaying in Italy recently and for some reason she thou...

Now it's the first time we've ever featured a foot and not a face, but you won't believe who these rank feet belong to.  Oprah...

So we're kinda being nice lately but Jennifer Aniston looked pretty fucking hot at the Berlin premiere of her new comedy (shocker) W...

Teresa Giudice is one weird looking bitch don't cha think? We haven't featured her on The Sizzling Mess for quite some time now,...

Holy shit talk about a total style make under! Christina Aguilera took to Venice Beach over the weekend to show off her new slimline phys...

You know that Alexa Chung is just a fame hungry half Chinese chick who loves king prawn fried rice but won't ever eat the fucker. The...

Now we've never been big fans of drag queens cause to be quite frank they scare the living shit out of us, but in the case of RuPaul ...

Oh dear what happened here Lady GaGa ? The songstress was seen arriving at a radio station in LA the other day to promote her new gayer th...

Natalie Cassidy clearly can't afford a laptop or phone with internet capability, cause if she'd done the sensible thing by readin...

Women these days just can't win can they? Lindsay Lohan is fresh outta rehab and while that's great news, her weight seems to hav...

Amanda Seyfried is kinda like the younger version of Jennifer Aniston cause let's face it, she's an average actress at best who ...

What the fuck happened to Nick Stokes guys? Okay we totes get that he's not a real person but the actor,  George Eads , has full on l...

Oh how we used to love Mischa Barton and her anorexic amazingness...until she started eating and became a beached whale. The former OC a...

Oprah Winfrey may have a ridiculous personal net worth, but the woman has NEVER been able to stay the same weight for more than a week. T...

So we know this thing has become kinda irrelevant, but when we saw the pic of the bitch we couldn't not share. Lady GaGa was recently...

This is quite hard for us to write cause we do love a bit of Joanna Lumley cause she's got that slight Meryl Streep legend edge, bu...

Holy moly talk about going back in time people! In case you're still like who the fuck are these bitches, we can confirm that they are...

We really don't know what's been going on with Jennifer Aniston and her fuck off bloated face and mannish appearance lately, but...

Oh dear Rihanna we sure ain't feeling this look! The singer who shits out singles like hotcakes decided to ditch her trusted weave an...

Holy shit is literally all we thought after seeing the above snap of Christina Aguilera and can you blame us? We loved to hate on Xtina ...

Liza Minnelli has got one of those faces that just doesn't look good period. It don't matter if you slap it up with 3 inches of w...

We'd love to see inside the mind of Pete Burns for just 5 minutes cause we're guessing we'd either "get it" or be ...

Seriously what the fuck happened here love? Angela Lansbury is the LEGENDARY fierce bitch who portrays weird talking detective Jessica F...

It's amazing what a bit of a slap and a blowdryer can do for ya looks and it seems that Rose Byrne is living proof that you can go f...

Okay so we've never really understood the fascination with Jennifer Aniston cause let's face it; she's an average actress wh...

It may come as a shock but we actually used to think Sharon Osbourne was one hot sexy mama for her age, but what the fuck has the bitch d...

We know it's kinda low to hate on people's parents, but when they look this bad and are related to hot sluts it's pretty much ...

Chandler what the fuck happened? Matthew Perry from TV show FRIENDS was seen on vacay with his bird recently and boy did he look differ...

Bless her! This thing wouldn't have had much of a chance in the fashion industry (let alone any) if her daddy wasn't  Ozzy . Does ...

Okay so we know we're showing Xtina major love at the moment but talk about wowza! Bitch wasn't messing around during a recent pho...

Oh honey, what have you done to yourself now? On top of the fact that Lindsay Lohan has got another new (and shit) movie coming out, bitc...

It's no one wonder Lily Allen 's career has gone down the toilet, cause it looks like the bitch has fucking eaten it along with to...

Now we always thought that it was a mandatory rule to look shit hot when you attend a reunion, but we guess if you're Mara Wilson you...

The world knows the above woman simply as " tanning mom " aka Patricia Krentcil , however all we see is a tired old slapper who...

You know there's no God when even the beloved Spike from Buffy ages so badly he looks like a coke addict living in welfare. James ...

Holy shit balls, Mimi is one hell of a yo-yo dieter that's for sure! Mariah Carey was snapped leaving a TV studio in NYC this past we...

It's kinda hard to believe that in her early days Sadie Frost was a model who earned thousands per day cause just the other day it st...

Holy shit is what we thought when we first clapped eyes on this pic of Kim Zolciak . Now we ain't her biggest fan cause let's fac...

Uh huh, we're thinking the same thing as you guys. How did Britney Spears   fall from grace and become such a fucking hot mess? Now th...

Oh honey what have you done to your face? Meg Ryan was never the biggest looker and we've always thought she kinda looked like the Jo...

Nicki Minaj probably uploaded the above snap to her Twitter thinking she looked like hot shit, but in reality it just further highlighted...

We gotta admit that Prue was our favorite witch on Charmed back in the day, but we kinda imagined that she would've aged a little be...

Praise the Lord ! The current Christina Aguilera weight loss crush continues people and lady is looking even better than ever. While it...

Oh dear honey. Jackie Stallone has long been a fan of the surgeon's knife, but bitch has taken it way too far if the above snap is an...

Just when ya thought that Katie Price had stooped to her lowest to shift copies of yet another shite book, the skank ho bitch put on some...