The Sizzling Mess
Wednesday, July 31, 2013

GUESS JEN REALLY NEEDS THE SLAP THEN!

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We really don't know what's been going on with Jennifer Aniston and her fuck off bloated face and mannish appearance lately, but...
Tuesday, July 30, 2013

WHO KNEW ANNIE WAS A BLACK TRANNY?

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Oh dear Rihanna we sure ain't feeling this look! The singer who shits out singles like hotcakes decided to ditch her trusted weave an...
Monday, July 29, 2013

OMGEEE CHRISTINA, IS THAT ACTUALLY YOU?

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Holy shit is literally all we thought after seeing the above snap of Christina Aguilera and can you blame us? We loved to hate on Xtina ...
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Friday, July 26, 2013

LIFE IS A BUTTERS CABARET DARLING!

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Liza Minnelli has got one of those faces that just doesn't look good period. It don't matter if you slap it up with 3 inches of w...
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Thursday, July 25, 2013

AS IF THIS THING WASN'T FUGLY ENOUGH HUH?

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We'd love to see inside the mind of Pete Burns for just 5 minutes cause we're guessing we'd either "get it" or be ...
Wednesday, July 24, 2013

BEING MURDERED IS BETTER THAN THIS!

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Seriously what the fuck happened here love? Angela Lansbury is the LEGENDARY fierce bitch who portrays weird talking detective Jessica F...
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Tuesday, July 23, 2013

HELEN WOULDN'T LEAVE HER GAFF LIKE THIS

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It's amazing what a bit of a slap and a blowdryer can do for ya looks and it seems that Rose Byrne is living proof that you can go f...
Monday, July 22, 2013

MORE LIKE JENNIFER MANISTON RIGHT GUYS?

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Okay so we've never really understood the fascination with Jennifer Aniston cause let's face it; she's an average actress wh...
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Friday, July 19, 2013

WHAT'S MRS O DONE TO HER FACE Y'ALL?

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It may come as a shock but we actually used to think Sharon Osbourne was one hot sexy mama for her age, but what the fuck has the bitch d...
Thursday, July 18, 2013

HOW DID THIS THING SHIT OUT BUFFY?

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We know it's kinda low to hate on people's parents, but when they look this bad and are related to hot sluts it's pretty much ...
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Wednesday, July 17, 2013

WOULD MONICA STILL WANNA MARRY THIS?

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Chandler what the fuck happened? Matthew Perry from TV show FRIENDS was seen on vacay with his bird recently and boy did he look differ...
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Tuesday, July 16, 2013

KEL'S VERY LUCKY HER DAD IS FAMOUS...

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Bless her! This thing wouldn't have had much of a chance in the fashion industry (let alone any) if her daddy wasn't  Ozzy . Does ...
Monday, July 15, 2013

ARE YOU IN THERE SOMEWHERE XTINA?

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Okay so we know we're showing Xtina major love at the moment but talk about wowza! Bitch wasn't messing around during a recent pho...
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Friday, July 12, 2013

DOES LILO LIVE NEAR A BEE FARM PERHAPS?

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Oh honey, what have you done to yourself now? On top of the fact that Lindsay Lohan has got another new (and shit) movie coming out, bitc...
Thursday, July 11, 2013

THIS SHIT HAS TOTES GIVEN US THE FEAR!

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It's no one wonder Lily Allen 's career has gone down the toilet, cause it looks like the bitch has fucking eaten it along with to...
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Wednesday, July 10, 2013

WHEN REUNIONS GO TERRIBLY WRONG

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Now we always thought that it was a mandatory rule to look shit hot when you attend a reunion, but we guess if you're Mara Wilson you...
Tuesday, July 09, 2013

AIN'T THIS BITCH THE EPITOME OF CLASS?

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The world knows the above woman simply as " tanning mom " aka Patricia Krentcil , however all we see is a tired old slapper who...
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Monday, July 08, 2013

EVEN VAMPIRES CAN'T ESCAPE AGING...

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You know there's no God when even the beloved Spike from Buffy ages so badly he looks like a coke addict living in welfare. James ...
Friday, June 28, 2013

GOOD LORD YOU SURE AIN'T BEAUTIFUL!

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Holy shit balls, Mimi is one hell of a yo-yo dieter that's for sure! Mariah Carey was snapped leaving a TV studio in NYC this past we...
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Thursday, June 27, 2013

WHAT THE FUCK DID JUDE SEE IN THIS MESS?

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It's kinda hard to believe that in her early days Sadie Frost was a model who earned thousands per day cause just the other day it st...
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Wednesday, June 26, 2013

WHY THE FUCK DOES KIMMY WEAR WIGS?

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Holy shit is what we thought when we first clapped eyes on this pic of Kim Zolciak . Now we ain't her biggest fan cause let's fac...
Tuesday, June 25, 2013

SHE WAS BORN TO MAKE Y'ALL CRINGE!

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Uh huh, we're thinking the same thing as you guys. How did Britney Spears   fall from grace and become such a fucking hot mess? Now th...
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Monday, June 24, 2013

WHEN HARRY MET A VERY BOTOXED SALLY

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Oh honey what have you done to your face? Meg Ryan was never the biggest looker and we've always thought she kinda looked like the Jo...
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Friday, June 21, 2013

UGLY CHICKS LIVE ON STARSHIPS

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Nicki Minaj probably uploaded the above snap to her Twitter thinking she looked like hot shit, but in reality it just further highlighted...
Thursday, June 20, 2013

SHANNEN DEF NEEDS THE BOOK OF SHADOWS

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We gotta admit that Prue was our favorite witch on Charmed back in the day, but we kinda imagined that she would've aged a little be...
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Wednesday, June 19, 2013

WE JUST WANNA FEEL THIS WEIGHT MOMENT!

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Praise the Lord ! The current Christina Aguilera weight loss crush continues people and lady is looking even better than ever. While it...
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Tuesday, June 18, 2013

MAYBE SYLVESTER WAS A TRAVELLER?

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Oh dear honey. Jackie Stallone has long been a fan of the surgeon's knife, but bitch has taken it way too far if the above snap is an...
Monday, June 17, 2013

WHO KNEW THIS BITCH COULD GET LOWER?

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Just when ya thought that Katie Price had stooped to her lowest to shift copies of yet another shite book, the skank ho bitch put on some...
Friday, June 14, 2013

WE CAN'T STOP...HATIN' ON THIS FOLLOWER

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For some reason we've never liked  Miley Cyrus  cause she looks like a cunt who'd deck you in the school cafeteria for giving her ...
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Thursday, June 13, 2013

THE POOR KID DOESN'T STAND A CHANCE

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No we don't mean that cause Cynthia Nixon likes to munch on carpet, but because of the way the bitch looks. Don't get it twisted ...
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Wednesday, June 12, 2013

VICKY TOTES PAID THIS TO STAND BEHIND HER

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We do love a good shot of a celeb with a retard fan in awe and this one is a fucking cracker. Victoria Beckham aka Vicky B was papped at...
Tuesday, June 11, 2013

YOU KNOW JUDY CRIED WHEN THIS CAME OUT

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To this day we still don't get why Liza Minnelli is considered a legend (or fag icon) cause the bitch can't hold a note to save h...
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Monday, June 10, 2013

HOW'S YOUR "CLOTHING LINE" GOING HONEY?

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Now we've never seen the big deal with this bitch cause even though she's got a nice set of pins and we'd happily give her one...
Friday, June 07, 2013

LEAVE THIS ONE OUT THE PICK N MIX PLEASE

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Jesy Nelson from that totally shit band Little Mix (twats) really ain't a looker is she? The former X Factor contestant was papped l...
Thursday, June 06, 2013

SPONGE BOB WAS ALWAYS A DIRTY GAY

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We gotta admit that Tom Daley is TOTES one of our many illegal crushes (we feel like pedos) and it seems even Sponge Bob can't keep ...
Wednesday, June 05, 2013

WHEN IS THIS BITCH GONNA STAY INDOORS?

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Poor old Natalie Cassidy never learns that whenever she steps out people are gonna hate on that mug. The broke actress was papped on a ru...
Tuesday, June 04, 2013

THE ICA WOMAN LIKES TO EATA PASTA!

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Who'd have thought that the sexy slut in Basic Instinct would one day look like a haggard old slapper hanging out with tacky has-been ...
Monday, June 03, 2013

HOW IS GOD REAL IF THIS SHIT HAPPENS?

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Do y'all remember watching Tarzan and paying more attention to Brendan Fraser 's rock hard abs (bulge) than the shit storyline? ...
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Friday, May 31, 2013

BITCH LOOKS LIKE A SCIENCE PROJECT

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What the fuck does Madonna keep doing to her ever changing face? The slutty Queen of Pop (maybe 20 years ago) was seen at the recent Chim...
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Thursday, May 30, 2013

AIN'T NO STREET CRED TO LOSE BUT STILL...

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How embarrassing to be a former basketball player and then leave ya gaff looking like an ugly tranny who's proud. Well that seemed to ...
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Wednesday, May 29, 2013

GIVE YOUR MAKE-UP ARTIST A RAISE!

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Katherine Heigl always looks DOG rough without the slap and this has been proven with multiple blog posts on the munter. While we have no...
Tuesday, May 28, 2013

YOU CAN'T HAVE BRAINS AND BEAUTY

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Oh dear honey, are you prepping for another Mummy role or do you just look this butters minus the slap? Rachel Weisz was seen shopping i...
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Monday, May 27, 2013

PIGS ARE DIGGIN' MAGALUF THIS YEAR...

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At least it's half covered up right? Gemma Collins aka the walking walrus from Essex was papped on vacay with her fellow dumb ass bud...
Friday, May 24, 2013

WHERE'S AMANDA? ERM GOING TO JAIL!

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We knew this shit was gonna go down since day one. Amanda Bynes was finally arrested the other day after throwing a bong out of her 32nd ...
Thursday, May 23, 2013

YOU WOULDN'T WANT THIS TO FART NEAR YOU

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Lena Dunham aka the annoying feminist dyke from HBO 's Girls has got one hell of a nasty physique and although some readers think we ...
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Wednesday, May 22, 2013

WHAT THE FUCK HAS HAPPENED TO NEO?

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Holy shit balls guys! Keanu Reeves was spotted at the Cannes Film Festival the other day and he looked a world away from his Matrix da...
Tuesday, May 21, 2013

BITCH HAS KNOCKED IT OUT THE PARK!

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Sorry if you hate Xtina but we simply can't ignore how good lady is looking lately.  Christina Aguilera was seen rocking the stage at...
Monday, May 20, 2013

HORSES ARE BETTER LOOKING THAN THIS

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What the fuck has this bitch done to her face? Chloe Sims from that crazy culture filled show TOWIE was seen exiting a night club in Esse...
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Friday, May 17, 2013

BABY YOU AIN'T NO FIREWORK IN THIS

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For some reason Katy Perry can either look shit hot or truly butters and unfortunately she's hit the latter with this look. The singe...
Thursday, May 16, 2013

COUSIN ITT WOULD TOTES MARRY THIS

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We've always thought that Bruce Jenner had that "I bookmark a shit load of kiddy porn" look about him and this recent photo...
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