The Sizzling Mess
Friday, May 31, 2013

BITCH LOOKS LIKE A SCIENCE PROJECT

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What the fuck does Madonna keep doing to her ever changing face? The slutty Queen of Pop (maybe 20 years ago) was seen at the recent Chim...
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Thursday, May 30, 2013

AIN'T NO STREET CRED TO LOSE BUT STILL...

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How embarrassing to be a former basketball player and then leave ya gaff looking like an ugly tranny who's proud. Well that seemed to ...
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Wednesday, May 29, 2013

GIVE YOUR MAKE-UP ARTIST A RAISE!

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Katherine Heigl always looks DOG rough without the slap and this has been proven with multiple blog posts on the munter. While we have no...
Tuesday, May 28, 2013

YOU CAN'T HAVE BRAINS AND BEAUTY

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Oh dear honey, are you prepping for another Mummy role or do you just look this butters minus the slap? Rachel Weisz was seen shopping i...
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Monday, May 27, 2013

PIGS ARE DIGGIN' MAGALUF THIS YEAR...

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At least it's half covered up right? Gemma Collins aka the walking walrus from Essex was papped on vacay with her fellow dumb ass bud...
Friday, May 24, 2013

WHERE'S AMANDA? ERM GOING TO JAIL!

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We knew this shit was gonna go down since day one. Amanda Bynes was finally arrested the other day after throwing a bong out of her 32nd ...
Thursday, May 23, 2013

YOU WOULDN'T WANT THIS TO FART NEAR YOU

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Lena Dunham aka the annoying feminist dyke from HBO 's Girls has got one hell of a nasty physique and although some readers think we ...
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Wednesday, May 22, 2013

WHAT THE FUCK HAS HAPPENED TO NEO?

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Holy shit balls guys! Keanu Reeves was spotted at the Cannes Film Festival the other day and he looked a world away from his Matrix da...
Tuesday, May 21, 2013

BITCH HAS KNOCKED IT OUT THE PARK!

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Sorry if you hate Xtina but we simply can't ignore how good lady is looking lately.  Christina Aguilera was seen rocking the stage at...
Monday, May 20, 2013

HORSES ARE BETTER LOOKING THAN THIS

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What the fuck has this bitch done to her face? Chloe Sims from that crazy culture filled show TOWIE was seen exiting a night club in Esse...
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Friday, May 17, 2013

BABY YOU AIN'T NO FIREWORK IN THIS

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For some reason Katy Perry can either look shit hot or truly butters and unfortunately she's hit the latter with this look. The singe...
Thursday, May 16, 2013

COUSIN ITT WOULD TOTES MARRY THIS

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We've always thought that Bruce Jenner had that "I bookmark a shit load of kiddy porn" look about him and this recent photo...
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Wednesday, May 15, 2013

POSH WILL ALWAYS BE A DIRTY WAG AT HEART

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People seem to think that Victoria Beckham has always been chic, but if you literally go back about 5 years you can see that she was chea...
Tuesday, May 14, 2013

MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL...DON'T VOMIT!

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Oh dear honey. Jocelyn Wildensein seems to have had some more procedures done if this photo is anything to go by. The bored rich bitch wa...
Monday, May 13, 2013

YOUR BODY AIN'T ON FIRE GIRLFRIEND!

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Alicia Keys recently kick started her world tour and boy oh boy can the stage feel it every night judging by the above snap. The hit make...
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Friday, May 10, 2013

THEY'RE LAUGHING AT YOU...NOT WITH YOU

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Yeah you took the words right out of our mind...what the fuck is that? Well if you're familiar with Spanish royalty (paella and shit) ...
Thursday, May 09, 2013

HOW DOES THIS BITCH WORK IN FASHION?

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We literally have no idea how Anna Dello Russo landed the job as an editor for Vogue cause the bitch is so fugly she actually offends ou...
Wednesday, May 08, 2013

EVEN WE DON'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT XTINA!

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Okay so hell must've just frozen over cause Christina Aguilera was seen out again (yes again) looking totes amaze balls! The talented...
Tuesday, May 07, 2013

MRS. DOUBTFIRE LOOKED BETTER THAN THIS

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Sally Field is known by all for her bitch ex-wife role in the smash hit Mrs. Doubtfire , but right now she's just making headlines fo...
Monday, May 06, 2013

MAMA JUNE DEF OWNS A MAGIC MIRROR...

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You can't help but love Mama June (aka hick whale) from Honey Boo Boo , cause no matter how fucking obese it becomes she still rocks ...
Friday, May 03, 2013

WE'RE HOPING NOMI WOULD STILL BE HOT

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Surely you all remember that fabulous Oscar worthy movie Showgirls starring sexy slut Elizabeth Berkley from Saved By The Bell ? Well if...
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Thursday, May 02, 2013

WE WONDER IF ANTONIO STILL PORKS THIS?

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Oh dear what have you done to yourself honey? Hollywood actress (senior citizen)  Melanie Griffith   left her gaff the other day and it...
Wednesday, May 01, 2013

THE AWARD FOR UGLIEST COUPLE GOES TO...

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Beth Ditto is kinda cool in the way that she really doesn't give a shit about fashion or having a healthy heart, but on the other han...
Tuesday, April 30, 2013

NEXT TIME KEEP YOUR GLASSES ON KARL

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What we find so hilarious about "designer" Karl Largerfeld is that he slammed Adele for her weight when not so long ago he was...
Monday, April 29, 2013

DOES THE CORPSE BRIDE ACTUALLY EXIST?

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Now we're not gonna be too mean here cause we do have a conscious (yeah right), but Giuliana Rancic is not looking good lately bless ...
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Friday, April 26, 2013

WE'RE GONNA HOLD THIS AGAINST YOU

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Whatever happened to Britney Spears bless her? She used to look so good and her body was shit hot back in the day, but since shitting out...
Thursday, April 25, 2013

EVEN LEGENDS HAVE THEIR FUGLY DAYS

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Oh dear honey what happened here? We're guessing it was a last minute grab of clothing in order to get some fags from her local offy, ...
Wednesday, April 24, 2013

ANOREXIA CAN SUIT SOME PEOPLE YOU KNOW

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Okay so the bottom line is that Lara Flynn Boyle used to look good back in the day and now it's just a botched surgery mess. Do you a...
Tuesday, April 23, 2013

XTINA FINALLY FIRED HER BLIND STYLIST!

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Holy Shit what did this woman do with Xtina ! You're eyes ain't fooling you either cause this actually is Christina Aguilera look...
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Monday, April 22, 2013

EVEN HANNAH LOOKS BETTER THAN THIS SHIT

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Bless her! We love us some  Lena Dunham but the other day it was papped arriving to the set of Girls and it looked a total dyke mess. It...
Friday, April 19, 2013

THIS BITCH HAS DEFINITELY GOT A THIRD ARM

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To be honest we don't actually hate that much on Florence Welch ,  but we firmly believe that it hides a fuck off sausage between her ...
Thursday, April 18, 2013

HERE'S YOUR PLATE OF CRAZY FOR THE DAY

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We all remember her for the line " Amanda please " but lately Amanda Bynes has been acting fucking nuts to say the least. Not ...
Wednesday, April 17, 2013

PRINCESS FIONA AIN'T AGING TOO WELL FOLKS

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Once again we're reminded that time is a CUNT because just look at what Mr. Gravity 's done to poor Cameron Diaz . The once hot ac...
Tuesday, April 16, 2013

EXERCISE WON'T FIX THIS SHIT HONEY

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Alicia Douvall is one of those gals who's famous for doing fuck all besides being a slut. The former models (yeah right) was papped r...
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Monday, April 15, 2013

LOOK AWAY, YOU'LL CATCH HIV PEOPLE!

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We are not we repeat NOT homophobic for anyone out there who's too sensitive, but when this munter of a being aka Perez Hilton left h...
Friday, April 05, 2013

JUDY WILL BE TURNING IN HER GRAVE

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It must be pretty darn awkward when you're the daughter of Hollywood royalty and look butters, but good old Liza Minnelli braved the...
Thursday, April 04, 2013

PREGNANCY SURE AIN'T MAKING IT GLOW

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If you've been keeping your fingers on the Kim Kardashian radar lately you'll notice that it ain't looking too good whilst pr...
Wednesday, April 03, 2013

HOW DOES RICHARD PORK THIS THING?

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Holy shit balls! This STUNNING pic of past-it Judy Finnigan is gonna give us some fuck off nightmares that's for sure. The former hos...
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Tuesday, April 02, 2013

WELL IT SEEMS THAT PIGS CAN ACTUALLY FLY

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For the unculured bunch who don't know who  Holly Hagan is, she's a reality TV star (pig in a wig) who stars on MTV show Geordie...
Monday, April 01, 2013

HOW THIS WON AN OSCAR IS BEYOND US...

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Don't get it twisted cause we love a bit of Anne Hathaway circa her Devil Wears Prada days, but lately bitch has just got boring and...
Friday, March 29, 2013

BEING STONED WITH YOUR MOM MUST SUCK

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Oh how we feel for this poor kid. Tori Spelling took her sprog out on the town over the weekend and they did a little retail therapy, but...
Thursday, March 28, 2013

MORE LIKE THE FUGLIEST HOUSEWIVES...

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Oh dear, Vicki Gunvalson from OC Housewives recently got chin implants and it don't look good. The dumb bitch thought she'd try ...
Wednesday, March 27, 2013

IS THIS BITCH EVEN BLACK ANYMORE?

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No you're eyes aren't fooling you, this is in fact ghetto rapper bitch Lil' Kim   but these days it would seem she's bee...
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Tuesday, March 26, 2013

WE BET HORSES ARE PISSED ABOUT THIS

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Just when you think Katie Price is done making herself look like a total dick head, she stepped out to promote another cheap product of h...
Monday, March 25, 2013

GERMAN BITCHES SCRUB UP PRETTY WELL

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Diane Kruger like many other German imports always look boner inducingly hot when they're covered in slap, but when it's all peel...
Friday, March 22, 2013

LITTLE MIX NEEDS TO GET RID OF THIS SHIT

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Even though the shitty British pop group Little Mix are pure crap, we feel that may fair better if they trim the fat aka literally kick o...
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Thursday, March 21, 2013

SEE XTINA LESS REALLY DOES MEAN MORE

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Yeah okay so we felt like being nice again, but we couldn't help it when we saw this latest snap of Christina Aguilera at the seaso...
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Wednesday, March 20, 2013

WOULD THIS BE ALLOWED ON WISTERIA LANE?

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Like every actress in Hollywood you've got your age stages and Teri Hatcher is definitely gearing more towards the Driving Miss Daisy...
Tuesday, March 19, 2013

BIG ANG IS DEFINITELY HIDING A SAUSAGE

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For a long time now we've suspected that  Angela Raiola aka Big Ang was a fuck off Italian tranny cause bitch just looks horrendous ...
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Monday, March 18, 2013

WHO KNEW BLACK BEAUTY LIVED IN HARLOW

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Joey Essex is the definition of a waste of space and for any of you who have bothered to even watch that Emmy worthy show The Only Way I...
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