The Sizzling Mess
Monday, December 31, 2012

DID HE PLAN ON BECOMING THIS FUGLY?

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It really is a shame when Hollywood stars and people like  Mickey Rourke ruin their looks by having too much surgery and we just don'...
Friday, December 07, 2012

WE NEVER GOT THE RACE CHANGE MEMO

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La Toya Jackson may as well just join the Ku Klux Klan cause at this point it's evidently clear that she's embarrassed to be bla...
Thursday, December 06, 2012

MRS POTATO HEAD LIKES MARRIED MEN

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Okay so before you all freak out and think we're crazy for featuring actress (husband stealing whore) Mila Kunis then calm down and h...
Wednesday, December 05, 2012

EVEN DANCING DOESN'T IMPROVE THIS...

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Kirstie Alley was once part of Hollywood's elite and commanded a salary that would raise eyebrows, but all she's making headlines...
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Tuesday, December 04, 2012

WE LOVE A GIRL WITH A STRONG JAW...

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Now we get that Solange ain't the worst looking thing in the tool box, but she ain't got shit on Beyonce when it comes to the lo...
Sunday, December 02, 2012

THIS IS MORE ANNOYING THAN RACHEL ZOE

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What did Brad Goreksi think he looked like when he checked in the mirror before leaving to host the AMA 's last month is what we wan...
Friday, November 30, 2012

HOW WAS THIS A FRICKIN' MODEL PEOPLE?

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This actually makes us kinda sad to see Janice Dickinson looking like she's left her retirement home for the afternoon to go play bri...
Thursday, November 29, 2012

BREE WOULDN'T WANT THIS AS A NEIGHBOR

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It's damn right shocking when you actually realize the true POWER of make-up and Marcia Cross must be thanking her lucky fucking star...
Wednesday, November 28, 2012

GET THIS BITCH A RABBIT CAGE QUICKLY!

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Fucking hell that Stacey Solomon is one EVIL looking bitch and we bet onlookers were offering it carrots when she was snapped shopping re...
Tuesday, November 27, 2012

XTINA HAS DEFINITELY EATEN HER KID

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Christina Aguilera seems to battle with her food demons cause one minute she can be stick thin and the next there's a national food s...
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Monday, November 26, 2012

THE AIRBRUSH IS HAVING A DAY OFF

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Well this sure don't look like a Vogue cover does it Anne Hathaway ? The usually preened to perfection Jewish actress was snapped walk...
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Friday, November 23, 2012

MAYBE IT IS BETTER SKINNY?

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When we stumbled upon this LOVELY vintage pic of Jennifer Hudson we almost vommed up our lunch cause those arms look like a nasty pair o...
Thursday, November 22, 2012

NO DOUBT YOU'VE GOT ROUGH WITH AGE

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Even though we think Gwen Stefani is eternally cool she certainly looked like she'd be dragged in by the dog the other day whilst run...
Wednesday, November 21, 2012

EVEN MAKE-UP DOESN'T SAVE THE BITCH

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Just when you think  Lindsay Lohan can maybe pull it together and look good for the premiere of her new TV movie (embarrassing) Liz &...
Tuesday, November 20, 2012

SO THIS IS HOW IT BROKE INTO ACTING

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Why are we not surprised that the younger Judi Dench (containing laughter) Emma Watson kickstarted her acting career by getting on her k...
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Monday, November 19, 2012

XTINA FINALLY BOUGHT A NEW MIRROR!

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What a difference a day and hairstyle can make to one's appearance huh? Christina Aguilera was seen arriving at the American Music Aw...
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Friday, November 16, 2012

THIS BREED OF DOG IS STILL UNKNOWN

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Oh honey, this ain't a good one is it? Oscar winning actress Jennifer Hudson was snapped around LA filming a new Weight Watchers comm...
Thursday, November 15, 2012

GRACE KELLY WOULD BE FUCKED OFF

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Aussie actress Nicole Kidman has always struck us as the kinda gal who'd do anything to hold onto her youth and it would appear that f...
Wednesday, November 14, 2012

WE HOLD THE HAIR AGAINST YOU HONEY

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We're not too sure what happened in the hair and make-up room, but Britney Spears looked like she was hiding an entire family in her...
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Tuesday, November 13, 2012

NEVER UNDERESTIMATE MAKE-UP LADIES

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All you girls (and trannies) know that make-up is probably the most powerful tool when it comes to making yourself look shit hot and this ...
Monday, November 12, 2012

DOES THIS HAIL FROM KENYA PERHAPS?

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Oh honey, just looking at this shit makes us wanna FedEx you a fuck off burger and fries to get down your gullet. Kate Bosworth   aka one...
Friday, November 09, 2012

BUFFY WOULDN'T HANG OUT WITH THIS NOW

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Alyson Hannigan as we're sure you all know has recently had a baby, but the main issue here is that she still hasn't lost any of ...
Thursday, November 08, 2012

LOOKS LIKE PHOEBE NEEDS A WALKER

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We know what you're thinking...when bad things happen to good people and in this case the culprit is that little fucker called time. L...
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Wednesday, November 07, 2012

OOMPA LOOMPA'S ARE AFRICAN AMERICAN

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For some reason Jennifer Hudson   does NOT look right when she's not obese, and if we're honest (like we wouldn't be) being t...
Tuesday, November 06, 2012

EVEN CASPER WOULD JUMP AT THIS SHIT

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We do love our child stars but Christina Ricci holds a special place in our heart, if we have one, cause she's not only talented, but...
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Monday, November 05, 2012

USING A DYSON TO GET DRESSED ISN'T GOOD

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Oh honey no! Poor old Lauren Goodger who got fired from TOWIE for being too fat was snapped out to dinner in Essex recently and her dress...
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Friday, November 02, 2012

BETCHA NEVER SAW THIS ONE COMING

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We're guessing most of you will either be like who the fuck is this or no fucking way, but open your eyes people cause this is in fact...
Thursday, November 01, 2012

FUCK OFF IS THIS THE SAME PERSON!

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Sofia Vergara is well known for her luscious looks and "give you a woody in 3 seconds" effect, but it seems just like every poo...
Wednesday, October 31, 2012

THIS WOULD MAKE ANYTHING TURN GAY

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The above pic of Loose Women host  Carol McGiffin has to be one of the worst pics we've posted in a while and we're pretty sure ...
Tuesday, October 30, 2012

LOOKS LIKE COUSIN ITT MOVED TO ATLANTA

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We guess that some people will just never learn to look in the mirror (or at least buy one) before they leave the house and this does ...
Monday, October 29, 2012

KEEP UP THE CLEVER DRESSING XTINA

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It's become pretty evident that Christina Aguilera isn't quite as obese as Adele , but it is clear that dressing appropriately fo...
Friday, October 26, 2012

YOU'RE LUCKY YOUR MUSIC IS KINDA OKAY

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Oh honey, are you trying to look fugly or something? Florence Welch is of course talented (ish) but the bitch just ain't easy on the ...
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Thursday, October 25, 2012

THIS MUST BE THE WORLD'S TRASHIEST MOM

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It's hard to believe that such a classy bird like Katie Price could be single, but low and behold she recently split from her boyfri...
Wednesday, October 24, 2012

HIS LOOKS SURE AIN'T GOT THE X FACTOR

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Simon Cowell has definitely got a nasty tongue on him and we're pretty sure that if he saw this shit even he wouldn't be able to h...
Tuesday, October 23, 2012

PLEASE JUST PUT IT AWAY HONEY!

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Gemma Collins   always seems to be wearing gym gear and "working out" but at the same time still resembles a pig in a wig so wha...
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Monday, October 22, 2012

WHAT DOES JUSTIN SEE IN YOU?

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We always thought  S elena Gomez   was a sexy (dirty Latina) import, but after seeing this shit we've had to majorly reassess cause bi...
Friday, October 19, 2012

LIKE MOTHER, LIKE DAUGHTER...

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Can you actually blame Lindsay Lohan for the way she's turned out sometimes cause let's face it the mother ain't really much ...
Thursday, October 18, 2012

EVEN GRANDMA'S GET ERECT NIPPLES

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Okay so we get that Goldie Hawn is almost 70, but what the fuck has she done to herself? The once hot blonde bombshell was seen playing t...
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Wednesday, October 17, 2012

EVEN PET RESCUE WOULDN'T WANT THIS

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Oh dear. Tara Palmer-Tomkinson felt like reading more shit about herself, so she left her gaff and headed out for a night on the tiles. ...
Tuesday, October 16, 2012

FUCK SUSAN...WHAT HAPPENED TO BROOKE?

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What the fuck is going on with bitches in Hollywood these days? Brooke Shields was papped wandering the streets of NYC recently and it lo...
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Monday, October 15, 2012

IT AIN'T LOOKING TOO HAPPY THESE DAYS

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It's such a shame when a young actress ends up being a big ole mess with a trailer to call home, but sadly that seems to be the case f...
Sunday, October 14, 2012

NOT EVEN ALL BLACK CAN SAVE THIS SHIT

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Oh dear, when will Lauren Goodger learn that she's just a big ole fucking hot mess who should stay indoors? The overweight walking s...
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Saturday, October 13, 2012

LOOKS LIKE IT'S FREEZING IN LA FOR ONCE

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It's common knowledge that Khloe Kardashian is the ugly duckling (bless her) of the Kardashian clan so the above snap of it really ...
Friday, October 12, 2012

ALL WE WANNA DO IS SEE YOU LOSE SOME!

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In all honestly we feel bad for hating on Christina Aguilera (although it ain't gonna stop us) cause we like all the new music we...
Thursday, October 11, 2012

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK TERESA?

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Teresa Giudice from the CLASSY show Real Housewives of New Jersey really does offend our fucking eyes. The dirty Italian import can be s...
Wednesday, October 10, 2012

VIVA LAS GAYGAS WOULD NOT APPROVE

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Okay so we get that insulting the great and powerful fag hag Bette Midler is kinda like speaking ill of Jesus , but no matter how gre...
Tuesday, October 09, 2012

THE PLASTIC SURGEON NEEDS FIRING

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Sorry but what the FUCK is going on with Tara Palmer-Tomkinson 's face? The royally connected former IT girl (past-it coke whore) was ...
Monday, October 08, 2012

YOU'D RUN AWAY IF THIS WAS YOUR MOM

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Okay so we get that actress Catherine O'Hara is someone's mom and bla bla bla, but whatever just face the fact that she's bec...
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Sunday, October 07, 2012

PLEASE FIX YOUR HAIR MY BABY LOVE

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Holy fuck balls! Diana Ross aka the only one people care about from The Supremes was papped leaving her local CVS in LA recently and b...
Saturday, October 06, 2012

FREE WILLY'S BOUGHT A WINTER WARDROBE

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We really should be paying Gemma Collins cause whenever she leaves her gaff and we write a post our hits instantly increase. The classy E...
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