The Sizzling Mess
Friday, October 05, 2012

WONDER HOW HE'S BEEN DOIN'...?

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Wow, time really is a bitch and the above pic of actor Matt Le Blanc aka Joey the pasta lovin' player from TV show FRIENDS just prov...
Thursday, October 04, 2012

WE THOUGHT THIS WAS DEAD ALREADY...

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Oh dear. What the fuck does Donatella Versace think she looks like? The fashion designer bowed graciously after her latest show in Milan...
Wednesday, October 03, 2012

EVEN WINFRED SANDERSON WOULD DECLINE

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There's something about child stars that always turns into a big ole mess like Thora Birch pictured above. Do y'all remember how ...
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Tuesday, October 02, 2012

LOOKING THIS CHEAP SURE DOES COST

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Doesn't the humble Tamara Ecclestone just look the picture of class here? The billion dollar heiress was papped walking around a casi...
Monday, October 01, 2012

DID JILL ZARIN PUT A SPELL ON HER?

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Poor old Bethenny Frankel who used to be on the now boring as hell Real Housewives of New York City was seen getting her hair did in NYC ...
Sunday, September 30, 2012

WHO KNEW THAT PIGS WORE CONVERSE?

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Now we get that Adele is talented as fuck and can hold a note, but fucking hell she is a beast to look at that's for sure. The super ...
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Saturday, September 29, 2012

DOES SHE THINK SHE'S FROM HACKNEY?

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Miley Cyrus seems to be very confused lately as she's dressing like she's London trash from Hackney's east end, as opposed to...
Friday, September 28, 2012

OVER THE HILL CHEERLEADER MUCH?

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It must be kinda embarrassing to have your mom run around in tiny outfits looking like a desperate high school cheerleader, so we can ho...
Thursday, September 27, 2012

SHOW US YOUR JAZZ HANDS LIZA!

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Life is apparently still like a cabaret for Liza Minnelli as the elderly fag hag was recently papped walking through the airport in LA ...
Wednesday, September 26, 2012

WORLD'S MOST ANNOYING TELETUBBIE

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For some reason Kelly Osbourne works as a fashion critic for E!'s Fashion Police and it just blows our mind that it even got hired i...
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Tuesday, September 25, 2012

EVEN MODELS HAVE THEIR OFF DAYS

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Okay so we get that women ain't gonna look their best while they're on a run, but model Tyra Banks looked fucking awful when she ...
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Monday, September 24, 2012

KEEP YOUR BODY COVERED UP HONEY

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  Oh dear. Just when we thought Christina Aguilera was finally looking good, she goes and robs another make-up store. The talented sing...
Friday, September 21, 2012

WE WONDER IF DANIEL'S EMBARRASSED?

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For a second we thought we'd never hear about Natasha Bedingfield ever again, but fear not if you're a fan cause it made a surpr...
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Thursday, September 20, 2012

SHE'LL ALWAYS BE A FAT ACTRESS

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Can you all believe that this is in fact Kirstie Alley ? We had to do a double take at first cause we didn't actually believe that she...
Wednesday, September 19, 2012

L'OREAL BETTER HOPE THERE'S A CLAUSE

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Lea Michele from that SHITE show Glee has to be one of the most overrated gals in TV at the minute. We get that she sing like a bitch on ...
Tuesday, September 18, 2012

SERENA WOULD NEVER BEEN SEEN WITH THIS

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The above snap of stunner Blake Lively and singer (sausage hider) Florence Welch is what we'd like to call a classic. The unlikely d...
Monday, September 17, 2012

WHY WOULD ANYONE WAKE YOU UP?

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You're all familiar with the fact that singer (wife beater) Chris Brown likes to teach his women a lesson when they don't have ...
Friday, September 14, 2012

WE DON'T WANT U BACK HONEY

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Sometimes the young and fresh Cher Lloyd can look really cute, but lately she's been looking like a fucking ugly sister that thinks s...
Thursday, September 13, 2012

WE NEED THERAPY AFTER THIS SHIT

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Fuck us hard and tell us this ain't the hilarious Kathy Griffin . Unfortunately for this poor bitch, she looks even worse minus the ...
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Wednesday, September 12, 2012

HAS IT BEEN EATING THE MEAT DRESS?

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Lady GaGa has always been known for her slender frame, so the singer shocked fans in Amsterdam when she appeared on stage looking like a ...
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Tuesday, September 11, 2012

WHAT'S AGE GOT TO DO WITH IT

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We're not gonna lie but this STUNNING photo gave us fucking nightmares at first. In case you still can't tell it is in fact legenda...
Monday, September 10, 2012

MAYBE THE MUPPETS DO WITCHCRAFT?

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What the fuck is happening to the once stunning Rose McGowan ? The former Charmed hottie was papped shopping around LA recently and once a...
Friday, September 07, 2012

HUGH WON'T HAVE YA BACK NOW

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It's been a while since we've seen Kendra Wilkinson out and about and we can kinda see why she's been staying indoors lately. N...
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Thursday, September 06, 2012

YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK...GOODBYE

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She's known for her icy personality (being a cunt), but TV star Anne Robinson should be noted for her dog rough appearance of late also...
Wednesday, September 05, 2012

THERE'S NOTHING ELSE WE CAN SAY

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Lady GaGa has always striked us as a try hard that clearly got bullied for being Italian in high school, so it's no surprise that as a ...
Tuesday, September 04, 2012

HOW WAS THIS THE FIRST SUPERMODEL?

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Oh dear, it looks like Mr. Gravity ain't been so kind to Janice Dickinson lately cause bitch looked rough as fuck when she stepped out ...
Monday, September 03, 2012

THE QUEEN OF SOUL HAS SOME BAGGAGE

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Holy fuck balls! Aretha Franklin has got some TITS on her and we bet her back fucking hates her. The queen of soul was snapped at a recent ...
Sunday, September 02, 2012

YOU'RE LUCKY YOU MAKE US LAUGH HONEY

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Now we gotta say we LOVE us some Melissa McCarthy cause bitch can make us laugh so hard that sometimes a little pee comes out, but what the...
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Saturday, September 01, 2012

HER MOM MUST BE SO PROUD

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Katie Price aka Jordan has once again reminded the public as to why she's such a classy gal. The glamor model (at a push) was seen at ...
Friday, August 31, 2012

90210 MUST BE ASHAMED OF THIS

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Poor old Tori Spelling never stood a chance in life with that face and even hailing from Beverly Hills hasn't helped the bitch. The act...
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Thursday, August 30, 2012

EVEN MEG LOOKS BETTER SANS SLAP

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We bet you never thought you'd see actress Mila Kunis on The Sizzling Mess huh? Well let it be a reminder that even hot Jewish girls w...
Wednesday, August 29, 2012

NOT HOLDING BACK THE YEARS SO WELL

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Simply Red aka Mick Hucknall seems to have set a new standard, as it appears he's got even fuglier than he was in his younger years. ...
Tuesday, August 28, 2012

ALL WE WANNA DO IS FUCK YOUR BODY!

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Talk about coming back with a bang huh? Christina Aguilera has finally ditched the donuts and was seen in LA over the weekend shooting the...
Monday, August 27, 2012

MAYBE SHE'S GOT A NORWEGIAN TWIN?

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Oh dear honey. Miley Cyrus was recently papped walking the streets of NYC and the poor thing looked so try hard it was almost laughable. The...
Sunday, August 26, 2012

DID YOU FART HONEY?

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You gotta love Nicki Minaj cause the bitch has made a good career out of looking a total mess and rapping shit no one can understand. The e...
Saturday, August 25, 2012

STACEY SLATER HAS GOTTEN ROUGHER

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Lacey Turner who used to play common as muck Stacey Slater was recently snapped mucking out her driveway and looking rough as hell. The ac...
Friday, August 24, 2012

WE BET EVEN THE DOG IS GAGGING

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We knew that Sarah Jessica Parker was fugly but it's pretty embarrassing when even a dog upstages you in the looks department. The dog ...
Thursday, August 23, 2012

SINCE WHEN DID BRITNEY DRESS LIKE A MOM?

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Britney Spears is still managing to judge talent on The X Factor USA without getting out an umbrella and stabbing a contestant, but her fas...
Wednesday, August 22, 2012

LILO WAS LOOKING SO GOOD TOO...

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It looks like Lindsay Lohan is back to her old ways of looking like a big old mess, as the actress (pushing it) was snapped having a sneak...
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Tuesday, August 21, 2012

THE POOR MAN'S ANNA WINTOUR

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We've always believed that Carine Roitfield is to fashion what Britney Spears is to music...completely pointless. The former editor-i...
Monday, August 20, 2012

THIS THING IS FAR FROM LADYLIKE

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Poor old Tara Palmer-Tomkinson just NEVER looks camera ready and continually shows herself up whenever she leaves her gaff. The royal mess...
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Friday, August 17, 2012

IS THE DEATH BECOMES HER POTION REAL?

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Okay so we get that Jackie Stallone looks absolutely fucking horrendous, but for 90 shitting years old the bitch looks DAMN good. Well minu...
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Thursday, August 16, 2012

ISN'T LAVENDAR POISONOUS TO DOGS?

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Kelly Osbourne is well known for switching up her hair on a regular basis but the latest color the fatty boom boom reality star has opted f...
Wednesday, August 15, 2012

WHEN SHE USED TO BE RELEVANT

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When we found this pic of Lil' Kim aka the original Nicki Minaj we just couldn't resist sharing it with you all. It seems that t...
Tuesday, August 14, 2012

NOT SO ENCHANTED NOW HUH?

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Amy Adams will be forgiven on this occasion as the above pic of the actress is thankfully just from her new Broadway play. It's amazi...
Monday, August 13, 2012

WHY DOESN'T THIS THING HAVE A LEASH?

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For our US readers (we know there's like 3 of you) Stacey Solomon really isn't that relevant, but when we came across this vintage...
Sunday, August 12, 2012

OUR CRYSTAL BALL PREDICTED THIS SHIT

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If we're honest we feel a lot of embarrassment for not only Madonna , but her 50 adopted kids too. The singer (OAP) is currently touring...
Saturday, August 11, 2012

PRETTY WOMEN DON'T WANT IT ANYMORE

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We wonder what Vivian would think to Richard Gere if she saw him now huh? The once hot actor wasn't looking so camera ready when he w...
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Friday, August 10, 2012

WHO IS THIS BITCH TRYING TO KID?

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Oh ain't Alexa Chung just the picture of health! Now the only thing that pisses us off more than a wannabe fashion icon, is one who act...
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Thursday, August 09, 2012

IF YOU READ THIS, PLEASE DON'T HIT US!

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You can relax cause the above photo isn't of your maid on vacay who called in sick, it's just "supermodel" Naomi Campbell ...
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