When Lily Allen got married at the weekend, we think her sister (kinda) Sarah Owen missed the memo and instead got dressed as if she was of...

Who'd have thought "supermodel" Kate Moss could be the next poster girl for sun block? Talk about sun damage love, urgh what ...

Well this is a nice one to keep for the family album ain't it? These two look truly DISGUSTING that we even had second thoughts about po...

We're kicking ourselves that The Sizzling Mess didn't exist last year when Christina Aguilera was sporting some of her biggest SHIT...

Wow, this really is a STUNNING photo of Lily Allen . The (talentless) "singer" was pictured arriving at some church (in a place no...

We love a good Real Housewives binge, so who better to hate on other than Real Housewife and "supermodel" aka deluded transvestit...

Wow, for a "supermodel" Kate Moss looks truly fucking DOG rough. She was pictured out in London with her pal (ugly sister) en rou...

When we first saw the Real Housewives Of New Jersey sketch on South Park we nearly DIED. It was kinda compulsory for the show to feature tw...

What the fuck happened to Nicole Richie 's skin? The (adopted) socialite was shooting a commercial in New York and a paparazzo (yay for...

We're pretty sure that if Eva Longoria 's character Gabrielle were to see this mess of a being she'd be shocked too. It's h...

Back in Kim Zolciak 's big poppa days she truly did (and sometimes still does) look like a FUGLY hooker in drag. Her natural looking loc...

Ooo someone shoulda told Will & Grace star Debra Messing to stay indoors. The actress looked fucking DOG ROUGH when photographed leavin...

We had to do a MAJOR double take when looking at these photos of reality TV star (slut with herpes) Kim Kardashian . The girl certainly does...

There ain't many (recent) sizzling mess photos of Victoria Beckham aka Vicky B , but we felt that the (naturally) skinny "designer...

Meet the STUNNING Kelly who auditioned on The X Factor during it's early years but didn't get quite the response IT had hoped for. ...

It's already Kardashian time again, but it's just IMPOSSIBLE for us to not comment on this cover that STUNNER Khloe Kardashian did...

We love how Kathy Hilton pretends to be so classy and old money when really she's just trailer trash from Idaho complete with a failed ...

Vanessa Feltz is a relative unknown when it comes to the world of celebrity, but the SLIM D-Lister (lower than low) was photographed a whi...

Although highly embarrassing of us to admit, we were taking a dump when we got the inspiration for our next post. In case you're wonderi...

A couple years back, a show called The Fashionista Diaries came out on Soap (a network that no one cares about), and the above TRAIN WRECK ...

No, this isn't an unpublished image from The Muppets archive, it's class personified Real Housewives Of Atlanta star (pig) Phaedra ...

Since losing 200 pounds on Dancing With The Stars , Kelly Osbourne 's career has (apparently) soared. The semi-reformed fatty has tried...

Although these photos are vintage, you gotta hand it to ultra DOG ROUGH slapper Michelle Heaton for even leaving her (council) house. Like ...

Donatella Versace really is a BIZARRE (and that's polite) lookin' thing, but we can't figure out why all these bitches resort t...

She's attractive, she's glamorous, she's age-defying, but what a lot of people don't know about Countess Luann De Lesseps ...

Not sure we know what to make of this human (if you can even call it that), but The Only Way Is Essex star Chloe Sims has seriously fucked...

We really don't get why the BEAUTY that is Pixie Geldof is famous either. Well besides being Henry Holland 's underage fag hag , bu...

For all of you that don't know who Linda La Hughes is, trust us when we say that you're missing out on the biggest laugh of your li...

She really is spoiling us now by leaving her house twice this week, but here at The Sizzling Mess we never complain. Good ole Natalie Cassid...

It's comforting to know that D-Listers will always be there for the EVEN LESS fortunate to have a laugh. At the Larry Crowne premiere i...

Well, we're not even sure where to begin with this one. Kelly Killoren Bensimon who stars in the Real Housewives Of New York City does...

We've been MAJOR fans of Tabatha's Salon Takeover since it's debut on Bravo , but one particular episode and ANIMAL of a being h...

Wait, is that a giant ball of pubic hair or is it the RICHEST Real Housewives Of New Jersey cast member Teresa Giudice ? Never before have ...

Does anyone remember that TV show The Paper on MTV back in 2008? If any of you watched it, you surely to God can't forget the HOT MESS ...

Oh dear, it must have taken MAJOR guts to leave your house lookin' like this sweetie. Once again, Khloe Kardashian effortlessly rocks t...

Check out the music video to "Money Can't Buy You Class" by Real Housewives Of New York City star (complete with a penis) Cou...

For someone like Henry Holland who tries so hard to be edgy, we found it highly amusing when we saw him with an Hermes bracelet around his ...

When it comes to Mischa Barton , she's pretty close to the top of the celebrity hot mess pile. Pretty ironic considering she's youn...

Whenever we think about our favourite celebrity hot mess, we always seem to forget about the stunning natural beauty of Kim Zolciak . The CL...

What exactly does Jessica Simpson do anymore besides design mediocre clothing for Middle America? The only time we loved her is when she di...

As soon as Christian Siriano hit our screens on Project Runway , we thought he was a disgusting queen with VILE hair. The "designer...

Granted, she's not exactly the biggest hot mess (or celebrity) on the scene, but the lower half of Whitney Port resembles an Ethiopian ...

We've never even watched The Only Way Is Essex , but that fat bird/pig Gemma Collins really should be ashamed of her Michelin Man body...

After hearing Nicola Roberts ' AMAZING new Beyonce rip-off tune " Beat My Drum ", it kinda sucks that her OFFENSIVE face will...

It looks like (royal socialite) Tara Palmer-Tomkinson got her new nose done by the make-up team who did that Babe The Pig movie. On top of...

No, the above photo is not a Teen Mom cast member, but it's Britney Spears back in her ultra hot mess days! We kinda miss the crazy Br...

We've always had a soft spot for Christina Aguilera and in a perfect world we'd love to not hate on her, but that ain't gonna h...

Okay, we don't mean to kick her while she's (or he's) down, but what the fuck does Natalie Cassidy have on? Gotta love a goo...

Daisy Lowe really is the most overrated "supermodel" in Europe. She's currently the face of BIBA , but we can't decide wh...