Monday, April 28, 2014

EWWW PLEASE JUST STOP WEARING SHORTS!

Something must be hiding inside Lena Dunham's thighs cause that shape just ain't normal for a white girl unless she majorly lucked out on the gene lottery. Seriously though this bitch makes Nicki Minaj look anorexic. The annoying main star of HBO show Girls was seen walking (those poor shoes) in NYC wearing some horrific shorts that showcased her nasty legs and God knows what else from behind. Furthermore we noticed how oddly shaped her midriff is and how small her tits are...it's like the textbook definition of a pear shape but gone wrong. We get that she's a good writer and bla bla bla, but all we really wanna do is shove a sock in her mouth.

[Image via SPLASH]

16 comments:

  1. Bikini would be nice

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  2. You're giving this picture labels such as 'gross body' and 'nasty figure' then say 'that shape just ain't normal for a white girl'.

    So what you're basically saying is that you expect black women to have 'nasty legs'.

    Racist much?

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    1. Thank you for highlighting the obvious white supremist ideals of beauty....i thought the same thing.

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    2. It is true though. She is shaped like a black woman.

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    3. I think the labels are appropriate. I don't think pointing out this piggy needs to push away from the table has nothing to do with race at all. Darkies can be fat too.

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  3. It's great that you're God's gift and all that but some people like other shapes. Lena's got about the hottest body if you ask me, not to mention she's intelligent and witty. I'd marry her in a second.

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  4. Shes a big old mess! Admit it.

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  5. The clothes she wears do not flatter her at all and she has the money to hire a stylist to buy clothes for her size yet apparently she squeezes into clothes that are 2 sizes too small

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  6. Oh, I totally agree! She should stop wearing shorts because insecure people who make their living off of mocking others who are successful think she should! And of course since Blsck women are genetically inferior, having in general fuller hips and thighs we should all now to the tiara of white beauty standards -- cause you just couldn't call her a cow, you had to compare her to a woman like Nicki Minaj-- gasp!!! Gimme a break. In case you didn't get the memo, body shaming doesn't make you any better. And while you or I may not have selected the same outfit she has the right to wear shorts and show her natural God given body. God forbid we write about more important things like people who HAVE no legs to show because they are double amputees and still find men that love them.

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  7. I have no comments about the 'comments', they don't deserve it, except the one who saw the absolute beauty in her AND HER THIGHS/LEGS as I did. I clicked on her pic to see it larger and see who she was. It would be so incredible to be married to her!

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    1. So many beta cucks...wonder if their masters ...uh "partners" use printouts as litter paper for them because it's the only way they'd be allowed to look at anything not first looked over by their doms.

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  9. It's not "white people beauty standards"

    It's Hollywood beauty standards.

    This white boy loves booty, and doesn't even glance at size 0 chicks. I'm not the only one either. Sir Mix A-Lot knows what's up... My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun.

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